pass the doughnuts, grass, doughnuts

what the frick are these (insert more appropriate word). i had to post these crazy moeffers :O) the label on them reads "krispy kreme", "what gives"???? these could only be more hysterical if flowers were growing up between the big and second toe.

okay, apparently these are really being made and only available in london now and soon to go worldwide. my mom's friend janel looked into it and said that they will last up to four months but you have to take care of them, watering them and all. do you have to mow them too??